

We have an impressive track record of helping companies big and small to zip up the Google rankings. But that’s all the more reason you need Sneaky Ninja. On top of that you’re in an arm wrestle with all of your major competitors to try and get the top rankings, so it’s tough. Google made 600 changes to its algorithm last year alone. SEO is an incredibly complicated process, and it’s getting worse. In it’s purest essence, SEO is making your website as attractive as possible to Google so that when prospects search for your products and services, Google puts your website at the top of the list. Don’t worry, everyone has the same experience. If you’re just getting into this digital thing you’re probably freaking out over the jargon. So we have to blow our own trumpet, but we’ll try to keep it short so we can go back to looking for pictures of other ninja rodents. The Pythonesque logic could go on forever. Unfortunately you have to use us to find that out, and if we don’t tell you how good we are, how will you ever try us in the first place.

If you don’t get results using us, you shouldn’t use us. You see Sneaky Ninja is above all else results-driven. Self-praise is hollow praise and all that kind of stuff. But it’s also because we hate self-promotion. The reason for showing you a picture of Bernard is simple, it’s funny. We know it’s irrelevant, and you’re here to talk about SEO, but we like squirrels and they so seldom get credit for the enormous impact they’ve had in shaping ninja folklore.

Yes, this is a picture of a Ninja squirrel.
